Grumpy Cat is female. Let’s start with that essential information. Tardar Sauce, better known to the Internet world as Grumpy Cat, is not only a famous cewebrity (see what I did there?), but she also is a spokescat for Friskies now. As a brand ambassador, she travels the country for big events. That means she’s at SXSW.

Mashable is the social media blog that Pete Cashmore founded in 2005. Cashmore’s panel Generation Mash Up: Y Bother? on Monday will be a spotlight on millennial’s role in the future of the planet. If you need your Mashable fix before Monday, though, head to 305 E. 5th for the MashSXSW event.

Now, when you’re waiting in line to meet Grumpy Cat at the Mashable House, you won’t look like a novice calling her a him. You’re welcome.

But the fine people at Mashable don’t just have Grumpy Cat. There are also relaxation pods, a juice bar, a Mastercard prize machine, and a wrecking ball. That’s right, you can come in to SXSW like a wrecking ball. And just like Miley, you’ve gotta look good to do it right.

Warning: this level of fun is contagious and you may find yourself overly giddy.